ok so new york

heres story 1: so there were these guys dancing on the side walk

and there was this one who looked like this crazy cat lady. and i

dont mean cat women, but a women with too many cats. and then 

he had these crazy eyes and kept staring at us. blah so creepy. and

did i mention he had wild crazy black man hair and it needed to be 

tamed. 

heres story 2: ok so we went to china town and there were people all

along the side walks. (along with the trash.) (which was soo gross! it was

all over the sidewalks and everywhere in the city) so anyway, these guys were 

all like "do you like gucci? prada?" and i was all like omg im not gonna get

arrested or killed some some creepy asian man who is gonna take me to 

some basement to get a fake coach bag. oh hell naw that aint gonna happen 

to me. 

heres story 3: ok i personally think this is the funniest thing that has happened 

to me in new york..of all people to happen to it would happen to me. 

ok so we went to go see the broadway show HAIR! and it's about hippies and 

vietnam. and i hate hippies, but i love theater and i love musicals, so it was ok.

and i knew there was some nakedness in this play, but half way through this 

song the guy singer drops his pants and hes shirtless. (ok you must know that 

i have never seen boy bits, and im not like gonna be staring at girl bits either.)

so i was like what the..and i looked around to see if anyone else was trippin like me.

well no one was haha. and here i am sitting next to my gay guy friend and a girl friend 

of mine. then everyone in the play came in a line and were naked. i had to look away

cause i didnt know what the heck to do. and then it was intermition.