VALENTINES DAY!!!

soooooo valentines day is coming up!!!!

and i just love valentines day. normally

people hate this holiday because they

think its just made up by hallmark, but

who really cares? everyone has to wear

pink and theres girly stuff everywhere and

lots of candy so who the hells complaining?

anyways, i've never had a valentine other

than my parents and friends which is totally

cool by me, but if my sister gets another

valentine im gonna be pissed off. she

got a huge stuffed animal from a boy in like

6th grade!!!!! like what the hell? were 5

years apart!!!so i was in 11th grade and i

hadnt even gottten one. whats up with that?

so someone please be my valentine

they couldnt quite make the height

sooo my mom is kinda interesting to say the least

and she and i were talking about a month ago. and 

we were out shopping when this really short girl 

walked by. my mom then preceded to tell me that 

this girl looked really odd because her torso was 

so long and then her legs were really short. she says

 that she thinks these people wanted to be normal

looking in height but their bodies didnt make the 

cut in height so theyre not quite midgets but not 

really normal looking either. like what the heck 

am i supposed to say to that? i didnt want to be 

mean, but it was so true. haha yup just a normal 

everyday convo with my mom.

ok so new york

heres story 1: so there were these guys dancing on the side walk

and there was this one who looked like this crazy cat lady. and i

dont mean cat women, but a women with too many cats. and then 

he had these crazy eyes and kept staring at us. blah so creepy. and

did i mention he had wild crazy black man hair and it needed to be 

tamed. 

heres story 2: ok so we went to china town and there were people all

along the side walks. (along with the trash.) (which was soo gross! it was

all over the sidewalks and everywhere in the city) so anyway, these guys were 

all like "do you like gucci? prada?" and i was all like omg im not gonna get

arrested or killed some some creepy asian man who is gonna take me to 

some basement to get a fake coach bag. oh hell naw that aint gonna happen 

to me. 

heres story 3: ok i personally think this is the funniest thing that has happened 

to me in new york..of all people to happen to it would happen to me. 

ok so we went to go see the broadway show HAIR! and it's about hippies and 

vietnam. and i hate hippies, but i love theater and i love musicals, so it was ok.

and i knew there was some nakedness in this play, but half way through this 

song the guy singer drops his pants and hes shirtless. (ok you must know that 

i have never seen boy bits, and im not like gonna be staring at girl bits either.)

so i was like what the..and i looked around to see if anyone else was trippin like me.

well no one was haha. and here i am sitting next to my gay guy friend and a girl friend 

of mine. then everyone in the play came in a line and were naked. i had to look away

cause i didnt know what the heck to do. and then it was intermition. 

not likeing this

god darn it all i made this long ass post and my internet went out!

blahhhh now i have to re-write the whole thing over again 

RAWR haha i dunno

Alrighty so i haven't blogged in a while sorrry guys!!!

ok so this guy at my work a couple of weeks ago him 

and i were talking..and this older guy at my work

we call him domino cause his name is dominick. haha

so anyways, he was singing some lady gaga song (now

he is like a 50 year old guy) and my customer is like 40

something and he says "yeah he needs his poker face." 

i was like about to die from laughing! soo funny!