to go and grab a pizza. so we get the pizza and it smells
like god sliced the pepperoni and grated the cheese and
made the sauce by hand! yeah thats how good it smelled.
well i had to wait all the way to get home to eat and i was
like gonna kill a bitch if i didnt eat in the next 15 min..so when
we finally got home our dog (who by the way is like only 30 pounds
and is heckka short) jumpeed on my sister, making her drop
the pizza. (yes. yes you heard what i just said. she dropped the
flippin pizza on the ground!!) well it was on our floor in the
house but still. so i dropped to my knees and yelled nooooo
all in slow motion...and i was like fuck this im eating it
anyways. and so for lunch that day i ate floor pizza.
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